Period

 I really don't know what to do. Look at these photos. The top is my right foot unflexed and the other two, flexed. I elevate them after a while. Next time my doctor asks, I'm going to show him this blog so that he can see with his own eyes. Maybe he will give me something for water retention besides my homemade remedy of       coffee as it is a natural diuretic . No, I do not usually have cankles. My swollen ankles (cankles)

Really. It pours out. I'm using the Tampax Ultra from Mejier but WalMart has them too. It holds 18 oz of fluid and they are being filled up hourly or less. I drink a lot of water. I would put a pic of it here but I cannot get a adv pic. Like people don't buy tampons . Seen here are regular strength. It is recommended to buy the absorbancy appropriate for your cycle. I need the Ultra absorbancy so that I can do stuff around the house and errands. As it stands, I change every 45-50 minutes so whatever it is I need to do can be done neatly in those minutes. I'm in there at least 20 minutes which is changing it + clean up. It's my whole day and I'm tired often. I have to make sure to take my vitamins. This whole scenario is disgusting!.

But I could really go for a Nestle Toll House pan cookie right now. Remember those? Or maybe one of those Dove Ice Cream Bars but if I had a KitchenAid Stand Mixer Ice Cream Bowl Attachment , I would make me some sweets. My legs are tingling which means they are swelling. I'll be walking around on stumps soon. Anyways I'm about to heat up left over pancakes my son did not eat dripping with ALAGA (or) Shady Maple Farms 33174 Organic Pancake Syrup Plastic . Now, these pancakes are healthy: Flaxseed and banana. They are delish! This dude I'm chatting with just called me fatty for eating the pancakes. Imma give him the link to the Period blog and let him discover those disgusting ass photos I posted. That'll get him.

Real Men Buy Tampons T-Shirt Look at what my period did to me: (A) Well, while(B) it started up again after being relatively mild the other four days. It rushed forth like a red river. It started as a trickle, however. All I could do was stand there and pray. I prayed to Jesus(C) outside on a glorious day (D) (E) I could only just stand there, at the mercy of my period. Why? Look at these(F) (G) I got what I got. I cannot help but think that if I had not been preoccupied with that drippy red wetness slipping past the maximum ultra absorbancy tampax and into the overnight sized pad (H) If you are wondering what that scribble is, it is what My Filter tells me to x-out of a fab period story. Well, it was pointed out to me that the content could be deemed inappropriate and overall it is gross. Right ladies, like we don't understand how life works. Well I followed what My Lady, The Filter said and here you go. All I know is that I will not submit to my period. ...