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I don't like sweets that much

But I could really go for a Nestle Toll House pan cookie right now. Remember those? Or maybe one of those Dove Ice Cream Bars but if I had a KitchenAid Stand Mixer Ice Cream Bowl Attachment, I would make me some sweets.
My legs are tingling which means they are swelling. I'll be walking around on stumps soon.
Anyways I'm about to heat up left over pancakes my son did not eat dripping with ALAGA (or)
Shady Maple Farms 33174 Organic Pancake Syrup Plastic.
Now, these pancakes are healthy: Flaxseed and banana. They are delish!
This dude I'm chatting with just called me fatty for eating the pancakes. Imma give him the link to the Period blog and let him discover those disgusting ass photos I posted. That'll get him.

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